| Jim: | Hi, I'm Jim. And I supposed to tel you all about the word "fangirl". Now, I'm a little embarrassed because... I think "fangirl" sounds like a really cool word... I have no idea what a fangirl is.
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| girl: | OMFG... Hi, Jim!
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| Jim: | Ah! A crazy girl!
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| girl: | ASAFGHKLAFDGH WHAT IS AIR I CAN'T EVEN...
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| Jim: | Okay that was really weird, because I'm just supposed to be here to talk about the word "fangirl", I did not expect to see a bat-crap crazy girl
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| girl: | I have the perfect date for our wedding
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| Jim: | Ah! the crazy girl is back!
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| girl: | Oh! I'll have your babies and I'll keep them, promise!
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| Jim: | This insane person is following me
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| girl: | LET ME LOVE YOUUUU
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| Jim: | She is following me
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| girl: | that would sound much better if you were on tumblr!
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| Jim: | Still following me!
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| girl: | Quoting Severus Snape: "Always"
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| Jim: | Why is this crazy girl following me?!
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| girl: | BECAUSE I''M A FANGIRL! (Both Jim and girl crashes)
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| Jim: | Ah?
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| girl: | Can I get pregnant from this?
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| Jim: | What do you mean you're a fangirl?
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| girl: | Well, a fangirl is a girl who is pretty obsessed and as you can see, on tumblr you have a lot of fans, right?
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| Jim : | (scared) Ugh, right.
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| girl: | And how many things with your name tagged do I have?
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| Jim: | Let's see...
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| 1...
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| 2...
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| 3...
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| .....
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| 40
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| .....
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| 1000
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| ....
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| Infinite! Infinite post... Hey! you're completely obsessed with me, you know?
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| girl: | That's right! That means I'm...
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| Jim: | My fangirl!
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| girl: | Ehm not so close, or my ovaries will explode.
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| Jim: | Sorry
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| both: | FANGIRL! (they look at each other, Jim looks away, scared) |
