March 2012
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February 2012
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“Outside of the show, it was just me and Chad Michaels and Latrice Royale smoking...”
– Sharon Needles (via austro-hungarianempire1867-1918)
OMG MY DREAM TEAM.
Jim Parsons defines "fangirl" for Tumblr (Sesame...
Jim: Hi, I'm Jim. And I supposed to tel you all about the word "fangirl". Now, I'm a little embarrassed because... I think "fangirl" sounds like a really cool word... I have no idea what a fangirl is.
girl: OMFG... Hi, Jim!
Jim: Ah! A crazy girl!
girl: ASAFGHKLAFDGH WHAT IS AIR I CAN'T EVEN...
Jim: Okay that was really weird, because I'm just supposed to be here to talk about the word "fangirl", I did not expect to see a bat-crap crazy girl
girl: I have the perfect date for our wedding
Jim: Ah! the crazy girl is back!
girl: Oh! I'll have your babies and I'll keep them, promise!
Jim: This insane person is following me
girl: LET ME LOVE YOUUUU
Jim: She is following me
girl: that would sound much better if you were on tumblr!
Jim: Still following me!
girl: Quoting Severus Snape: "Always"
Jim: Why is this crazy girl following me?!
girl: BECAUSE I''M A FANGIRL! (Both Jim and girl crashes)
Jim: Ah?
girl: Can I get pregnant from this?
Jim: What do you mean you're a fangirl?
girl: Well, a fangirl is a girl who is pretty obsessed and as you can see, on tumblr you have a lot of fans, right?
Jim : (scared) Ugh, right.
girl: And how many things with your name tagged do I have?
Jim: Let's see...
1...
2...
3...
.....
40
.....
1000
....
Infinite! Infinite post... Hey! you're completely obsessed with me, you know?
girl: That's right! That means I'm...
Jim: My fangirl!
girl: Ehm not so close, or my ovaries will explode.
Jim: Sorry
both: FANGIRL! (they look at each other, Jim looks away, scared)
elphabachan asked: Jackie Burkhart. in the sense of you aren't afraid to speak your mind and you don't suffer fools gladly.
Reblog this if you want someone to put a fictional...
elphabachan:
waffleawful:
suddenlybrochelle:
duamuteffe:
Dunno, it sounded cute.
Ah, why not
inb4 ellis
Sure. Why the hell not?
I wish Kitty Forman from That 70s Show was my mom.
ohsallyhowsitfeel:
so I wonder what it's like for their kids
Daughter: But Mom I'm too lazy to clean my r-
Katniss: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE
Katniss: I HAD TO KILL CHILDREN
Katniss: SO I THINK THAT YOU CAN
Daughter: Mom you always pull this speech on-
Katniss: CLEAN YOUR GODDAMN ROOM
Peeta: ALSO
Peeta: YOUR MOM DID IT ALL FOR THE GAMES
Peeta: SOMETIMES I WANT TO CHOKE HER OUT OF NOWHERE
Daughter: Dad why are you even-
Peeta: MY LEG IS GONEEEEEEEEEEEE.
